Officials say that resources are being marshalled in response to a report of a UFO sighting at What a Hoot! Sources close to blogger extraordinaire Lynette say that she will have a full report on said UFO this Friday.
In the meantime, experts advise that the best defence against UFOs is a strong offense of aggressively working those WIPs. Experts also request that anyone who encounters something called a "finish", which can be extremely contagious, should report their findings at What a Hoot! on Friday.
Live long and prosper!